Kill Me Paradise

I want to see where this world can take me!

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Husband animates joke about tortilla chips told by his drunk wife.

Pretty much the best thing I’ve ever seen in my life.

This is the cutest fucking thing I have ever seen in my whole ever.

I snorted.

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strawberryborn: Fruit & Herb Infused Water Make a pitcher - perfect for springtime! Lavender Citrus Water - Best if consumed first thing in the morning alleviates anxiety, digestive aid, liver detoxifier, antibacterial, alkalizer 3 large lemons, cut into thick slices ¼ cup lavender ½ gallon of water Minty Pineapple Water good for digestion, high in Vitamin A&C, combats allergies, energy, prevent nausea, metabolism 8-10 mint leaves 1/4 portion of a pineapple, peeled and cut into small triangles 8 cups water Blackberry Sage Water high in antioxidants, bone health, helps relieve PMS, skin rejuvenator, anti-inflammatory, anti-viral 10 cups of water 1 cup of blackberries that have been very slightly crushed 3-4 sage leaves Watermelon Rosemary Water heart healthy, potassium, diuretic, improved memory, mood elevator, fresh breath, anti-aging 10 cups of water 1 cup of watermelon cut into cubes 2 rosemary stems Refrigerate over night if possible, otherwise, at least 3 hours. Enjoy!

strawberryborn:

Fruit & Herb Infused Water

Make a pitcher - perfect for springtime!

Lavender Citrus Water - Best if consumed first thing in the morning
alleviates anxiety, digestive aid, liver detoxifier, antibacterial, alkalizer
  • 3 large lemons, cut into thick slices
  • ¼ cup lavender
  • ½ gallon of water
Minty Pineapple Water
good for digestion, high in Vitamin A&C, combats allergies, energy, prevent nausea, metabolism
  • 8-10 mint leaves
  • 1/4 portion of a pineapple, peeled and cut into small triangles
  • 8 cups water
Blackberry Sage Water
high in antioxidants, bone health, helps relieve PMS, skin rejuvenator, anti-inflammatory, anti-viral
  • 10 cups of water
  • 1 cup of blackberries that have been very slightly crushed
  • 3-4 sage leaves
Watermelon Rosemary Water
heart healthy, potassium, diuretic, improved memory, mood elevator, fresh breath, anti-aging
  • 10 cups of water
  • 1 cup of watermelon cut into cubes
  • 2 rosemary stems
Refrigerate over night if possible, otherwise, at least 3 hours.
Enjoy!

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